cornelius

"i wanted to be a football player when i was growing up. but that's football in a sense that we understand it in britain not the word that you use for our national sport. a word i can never utter myself for the reason being if i ever do say that word somewhere in the world a british person dies."

mr. john oliver, terrifying times

stevphenlardan beri the daily show'dan çıkan en iyi şey. hem de ingiliz aksanlı!